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“The Joy of Toys”

Snackers this week is short. You want to know why? Ya girl needs that…I am in heat during the coldest time of the year, how does that work. Well, sometimes you just have to sit with yourself and enjoy you. Enjoy a holiday movie or two alone, sip that hot cocoa alone, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that! This week is not really a story, just an inside look of my single world if you will.


Y’all, let me tell you how I am set up! The other night I was so horny, I was ready to hump a damn doorknob…it was deep. Yup, I said it. We have no shame around here. Definitely no filter, you all know the vibes. I had just got out of the shower and said to myself “wow it has been a MINUTE”. I was shocked that I had gone X amount of time with no dick. Kudos to me!


I throw some pajamas on, and I grab one my hard vodka seltzers. Something to take the edge off at this point. Now this is where it gets tricky, my hands are itching at this point to text the next best option. I had to refrain. A moment of weakness is not an excuse to have some lame dick come over, that is a NO, NO. So, next resource comes to mind…my lovely glass dildo. The best investment I ever made. It has a curve just for my G-spot, with ridges on it for an extra sensation, what is there not to love.


** When you insert, the cold gets you. Then your natural body heat warms it up. Great things! **


Self sex is one action that is not talked about enough! Self sex, is great sex, PERIOD. Sure a human touch is nice, when you want it…but when it is me, myself, and I. The toys make the nut so good I could cry. Masturbating is not a shameful act, it is intimate. For me personally I learn my body and simulate the tricks I have enjoyed from other partners. Resorting to what your body is familiar with and unfamiliar with all at the same time is a beautiful thing.


All in all folks, the holidays do not have to be boring because you are alone. Netflix and me, is a great way to spend these next few weeks, and that is exactly what I intend to do. I encourage all of you with no dick at home to do the same too!!!

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